Enjoy the draft:

The draft is coming and I'm psyched!

Some of my friends have been hassling me, spamming me with all sorts of scary stuff telling me how Bush is going to bring back the draft, so Ishould vote for Kerry. And I’m like, hello, I should vote to avoid the draft? Screw that. The draft is TOTALLY GONNA RULE. That's why I launched ENJOYtheDRAFT.com.